Cracker jokes please

[FierceKitty]

Once or twice I made the crackers for the family lunch myself (we always got together with another family). It was great fun. I put in lewd or extremely literary written components (on one occasion, personally abusive), selected gifts suited to the recipient's tastes (an extra-wrapped netsuke in one of mine), and enough Chinese pull-string firecrackers to cause one to burst into flames, though that wasn't intentional.