Fight Club (round two)

Started by Roy, 28 March 2024, 03:02:44 PM

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 Who would win in a fight?

Captain George Mainwaring
2 (28.6%)
Norman Stanley Fletcher
5 (71.4%)

Total Members Voted: 7

Voting closed: 07 April 2024, 04:02:44 PM

Roy

Who Would Win In A Fight?

option one: Captain George Mainwaring (Dad's Army)


option two: Norman Stanley Fletcher (Porridge/Going Straight)


You Decide!
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Duke Speedy of Leighton

One would win without raising a finger!
Although he might raise two
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Roy

Possible entrants for future rounds:

Pan's People (female dance troupe from Top of the Pops)
Hill's Angels (female dance troupe from The Benny Hill Show)

Xenomorph XX121 (from Alien film franchise)
Yautja (from Predator film franchise)

He-Man (from Masters of the Universe cartoons)
Lion-O (from Thundercats cartoons)

Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards (retired Olympic ski jumper)
Steve Davis (retired professional snooker player)

Annika Rice (British TV presenter)
Michaela Strachan (British TV presenter)
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

This un is obvious - mainwering has a 0.38 Webly
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
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Roy

Yes but, could Mainwaring shoot an unarmed Englishman?

And whilst the bank manager -cum- rank-jumping Home Guardsman was making up his mind, Fletch would have scarpered ... or hit Mainwaring over the head with something, then scarpered.  :P

 :)
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Elliesdad

QuotePossible entrants for future rounds:

Pan's People (female dance troupe from Top of the Pops)
Hill's Angels (female dance troupe from The Benny Hill Show)


A 🐈‍⬛ fight between Pan's People and Hill's Angels? No - I reckon that's a different thing entirely. And perhaps adult discretion should apply 😉

Cheers,

Geoff

Roy

QuoteA 🐈‍⬛ fight between Pan's People and Hill's Angels? No - I reckon that's a different thing entirely. And perhaps adult discretion should apply 😉

Cheers,

Geoff

Yeah, I was going to suggest a pillow fight between Linda Lusardi and Maria Whittaker ... but thought I'd better not
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Roy

Few more days to go and it's looking like a landslide victory for one of the contenders!
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"