Christmas eve

[Orcs]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'In honour of this Holy Season' St Peter said 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on 'It represents a candle' he said

'You may pass through the pearly gates' said St Peter.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He rattled them and said 'They're bells'.

St Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started desperately searching through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of womans panties.

St Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked 'And what do those symbolize?

The Man replied ...
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'These are Carols'