Don't judge me!

[fsn]

Just imagine Anne Hathaway stood at the bow of your ship, sea breeze in her hair, tight corset showing her ample bosom, sea spray making the blouse slightly transparent. Red lips pouting in anticipation as she heads home to Liverpool to meet her beloved Nobby. 

Oh err!    Then she can paint me like one of her French girls.

And wondering just how good a job he's made of the new kitchen while she has been away.

Yeah ... unlikely.

Or if she is going to find him painting models in vest and underpants 

It saves getting paint on the good clothes.

[Last Hussar]

You've put the image of Nobby wearing just his undies in my head. We are now mortal enemies.

[Orcs]

    

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

You've put the image of Nobby wearing just his undies in my head. We are now mortal enemies.

Please there are children and wimp Kats on here

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

 

[Orcs]

You've put the image of Nobby wearing just his undies in my head. We are now mortal enemies.

It could have been worse. I heard rumours tat during COVID lockdown like many people he did ot bother with how the lower part was dressed at all - so just a vest then