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[Ithoriel]

fsn, from the way she's dealing with that pipe I'm not sure she's a qualified plumber.

Though I'm sure she has other outstanding qualities.

[Last Hussar]

Typical FSN rubbish.  Why is she twisting the push-fit part, when the compression joint is past the trap?

I wonder why I bother with this thread.  

[Roy]

Reasons to keep viewing this thread ...

... would we all of been familiar with this lady otherwise? 

"Alina Văcariu is a Romanian actress and model."

[Last Hussar]

Have you hacked my wife's iCloud?

[Roy]

Have you hacked my wife's iCloud?

Really. You lucky devil.

Ai o soție foarte frumoasă.

[Leman]

I'm sure I used to teach her and she married a footballer. Didn't have that name at the time and spoke perfect scouse.

[Hertsblue]

I'm sure I used to teach her and she married a footballer. Didn't have that name at the time and spoke perfect scouse.

"Perfect scouse" is a contradiction in terms!

[Leman]

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[Roy]

Saw this over on a fellows post on Facebook, really cool to look at ~ didn't know where to put it, so I've selected the pic's of women and shoehorned it in here

"The 4th Annual Iranian Festival of Nomads was held in Isfahan over the last few days, featuring sports and cultural competitions from the approximately 1.5 million people of the country's nomadic tribal communities.
The festival was held in the village of Chadegan, near Isfahan in central Iran."

[Techno]

Dennis the Menace......Eat your heart out ! 
Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Firing the pump action would keep the young lady uninterested for quite a while.

IanS

[Orcs]

Firing the pump action would keep the young lady uninterested for quite a while.

IanS

Well its a semi-auto, so besides the kick the slide would make a nice mess of her thumb.

[Roy]

given where her hands are, she'll need someone to help her to squeeze the trigger.

while she's got her hands full ... well, no. maybe not. she's got a shotgun, and probably a brother, father, male cousin, so I won't try and squeeze anything else first 

[FierceKitty]

It's worth remembering that central Asian nomad women have a long and serious tradition of being very capable of looking after themselves. Doesn't Duncan Head remark that one Turkoman tribe fielded 30, 000 women warriors in addition to the men?

[Orcs]

It's worth remembering that central Asian nomad women have a long and serious tradition of being very capable of looking after themselves. Doesn't Duncan Head remark that one Turkoman tribe fielded 30, 000 women warriors in addition to the men?

I think your right. The girls with the catapults look like they could hit a Gnats gonads at 50 feet. They probably have a very shrp dagger hidden in thier robes and would emasculate you before you could introduce your best freind properly