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Orcs

14 August 2012, 09:06:12 AM #585
Quote from: Last Hussar on 12 August 2012, 12:12:22 PM
My objection is not the tattoos, I just find much of it ugly.  The right tat in the right place can look very nice (sinks in reverie about a Unicorn he once kissed).

I hope this a tattoo your wife has or she does not read this forum.  ;)
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FierceKitty

14 August 2012, 12:38:19 PM #586
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 14 August 2012, 09:06:12 AM
I hope this a tattoo your wife has or she does not read this forum.  ;)
Remember only virgins can catch (and therefore osculate) unicorns.
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Last Hussar

14 August 2012, 05:49:19 PM #587
Well, it looks like that piece of knowledge about unicorns is definately wrong. :d
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Luddite

14 August 2012, 08:08:22 PM #588
Gamer girls eh?



Aaahhh so that's how they do it... :-\ :D
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Nosher

15 August 2012, 05:27:54 PM #589
Quote from: nikharwood on 13 August 2012, 12:15:02 PM
Today, then, not a tattoo in site - just Top 3 Gamer Girl Totty:



Every box ticked there Nik - nice one :-bd



Not sure No3 is a Gamer Girl - I reckon she's had to resort to desperate measures to get her geek xbox boyfriend to stop playing with himself.
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Last Hussar

16 August 2012, 06:31:32 PM #590
Can you imagine TMP having a Totty thread?
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Luddite

16 August 2012, 08:27:11 PM #591 Last Edit: 16 August 2012, 08:28:50 PM by Luddite
I can't imagine Pendraken having one!    ;D

Presumably they'd have 'sexy trolls', a bit like this thing.

http://www.durhamwargames.co.uk/
http://luddite1811.blogspot.co.uk/

"It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion.  It is by the juice of Typhoo my thoughs acquire speed the teeth acquire stains, the stains serve as a warning.  It is by tea alone i set my mind in motion."

"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - Gary Gygax
"Maybe emu trampling created the desert?" - FierceKitty

2012 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

"I have become inappropriately excited by the thought of a compendium of OOBs." FSN

Last Hussar

16 August 2012, 08:36:12 PM #592
Thats a suspicious bulge...
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Aart Brouwer

16 August 2012, 09:06:15 PM #593
Quote from: Last Hussar on 16 August 2012, 08:36:12 PM
Thats a suspicious bulge...

Maybe Clib can do another special: Twinkie!  :P

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Aart
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Orcs

17 August 2012, 08:45:52 AM #594
Quote from: Last Hussar on 16 August 2012, 08:36:12 PM
Thats a suspicious bulge...

I assume you mean the suspicious bulge betwen the thighs - In which case they are all suspicious bulges :-\
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Techno

17 August 2012, 10:18:44 AM #595
 :-&

I think Luddite's use of the word 'thing' hits the nail on the head. :o
Barf !!

nikharwood

21 August 2012, 12:03:59 AM #596
Just re-watched the Test highlights from Channel 5 - and, whilst regretting the passing of the ICC Mace to the Proteas, I couldn't help feeling uplifted by...

Top 3 Sian Welby Channel 5 Weather Girl Totty:





sebigboss79

21 August 2012, 02:28:04 PM #597
Looks legit  :D

Nav

22 August 2012, 03:14:56 AM #598
you know what i just realized, what if these girls googled there names and found this thread, btw i dont have pics but those who watched  the olympics the russian female gymnastics team deserve to make the top 3 

sebigboss79

23 August 2012, 10:23:58 PM #599
Quote from: Nav on 22 August 2012, 03:14:56 AM
you know what i just realized, what if these girls googled there names and found this thread, btw i dont have pics but those who watched  the olympics the russian female gymnastics team deserve to make the top 3 

So does the German Kim Bui imho....but those "ladies" ain't the tallest  :-\ :-[
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