Top Totty!

Started by Leon, 15 November 2010, 02:08:27 AM

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Last Hussar

Gentlemen,

I believe that last post counts as official sanction.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Orcs

With a nice bum like that - I don't care where she comes from  :d
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Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 08 September 2014, 07:52:49 AM
With a nice bum like that - I don't care where she comes from  :d

Just so long as she visits you ?(obvious c word censored)

ianS  :o
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Leman

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Roy

I believe the lady is Remy LaCroix

from Wikipedia:

"Before entering the adult industry, LaCroix was a specialty dancer whose performances included fire dancing, aerial silks and hula-hooping at Burning Man, as well as several music festivals.[3] She also has a bachelor's degree in biology."

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Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Roy

Republic of Abkhazia - not recognised by the U.N., however, as a sovereign state. Claimed in whole by Georgia as the Autonomous Republic of Abkhazia.







Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

skywalker

 :x :x :x

Dear Santa I've been a good boy this year please can I have one of those for Christmas?

:) :) :)

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

No - cause I don't exist

IanS
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Leman

Is Abkhazia's chief export plumbing related?
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Roy

Quote from: Dour Puritan on 09 September 2014, 04:47:12 PM
Is Abkhazia's chief export plumbing related?

=D>

I had to go looking for a female plumber picture to compliment that one ...

... and found a company called "Stopcocks"



the caption that goes with the above picture is "Your Stopcocks Woman Plumber in Clapham".

Gentlemen, who's first to offer comment ...  ;)
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

toxicpixie

If she's competent and decently priced she can do my pipes any day. This is actually not an euphemism, I'm just fed up of over priced under helpful plumbers...
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Aye...now you're getting it...



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