Swap Shop?

Started by Last Hussar, 08 November 2013, 11:12:34 PM

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Duke Speedy of Leighton

Hertblue, sorry,  :'(
I have:
Saxons
Mounted generals
One command team
1/2 Sa1 line
Mixed artillery (mostly wrong guns) with flat cap.

Wurttemberg
2 infantry packs
Two thirds of a pack of Jagers
Five foot officers and one flag
Fww7 mounted generals (4 figures)
Fww8 mounted officers.

I have spare Imperial Guard, not counted yet.
And one pack of old AU1 Austrians, set aside to keep Noshers ex away!  ;D
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Orcs

Quote from: Nosher on 09 November 2013, 09:48:24 AM
I have an ex wife that I'm open to offers on.

High mileage, high maintenance, penchant for shoes, handbags, hairdressers, other women's husbands/boyfriends, lager and lime (classy chick...). Will accept half pack of Napoleonic Austrians O.N.O

Nosher

I don't think that under the rules of Swap Shop you are allowed to swap something you no longer own.  :d :d
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Nosher

Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 09 November 2013, 08:53:53 PM
I don't think that under the rules of Swap Shop you are allowed to swap something you no longer own.  :d :d

Why ever not? She seemed happy to 'swap' at the drop of a hat (or should that be zipper...)
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

Orcs

09 November 2013, 11:39:51 PM #18 Last Edit: 09 November 2013, 11:45:45 PM by Just a few Orcs
Quote from: Nosher on 09 November 2013, 09:00:59 PM
Why ever not? She seemed happy to 'swap' at the drop of a hat (or should that be zipper...)

Good Point Well made.  In this case we will allow you to swap.  You are not showing what you are swapping in a good light thought

I think you will be lucky to be offered a pastic GW space marine with one arm  - But even so thats probably a bargain  :d :d

Perhaps you should post a picture of her on the Totty thread, so anyone with a spare limbless Space Marine can see if they are interested!  :d
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

sebigboss79

Might also serve as a public warning to keep your limbless Space Marine.....  :-\

howayman

Or even your "Space Marine" limbless ;)

FierceKitty

I have a couple of dice that are prone to rolling an arithmetically impossible string of ones. Any offers?
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Nosher

Quote from: FierceKitty on 10 November 2013, 09:22:56 AM
I have a couple of dice that are prone to rolling an arithmetically impossible string of ones. Any offers?

Handy for command dice in BKC/CWC/FWC...Command Bonuses galore!

Just dont use the same dice 'to hit' ;)
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

sebigboss79

Does your Ex know you are advertising her Nosher?  :P

Last Hussar

I don't know why Nosher is complaining.  My wife refuses to run off with someone else.
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sebigboss79

Quote from: Last Hussar on 10 November 2013, 11:58:24 AM
I don't know why Nosher is complaining.  My wife refuses to run off with someone else.

A clear opprtunity for you 2 to swap then ;)

Orcs

Quote from: Last Hussar on 10 November 2013, 11:58:24 AM
I don't know why Nosher is complaining.  My wife refuses to run off with someone else.

Perhaps you should ask the bloke "Next door but one" that usually works  ;D
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Nosher

I'll take dice anyday. At least sh*t dice rolls dont cheat....

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

Hertsblue

Quote from: mad lemmey on 09 November 2013, 04:46:14 PM
Hertblue, sorry,  :'(
I have:
Saxons
Mounted generals
One command team
1/2 Sa1 line
Mixed artillery (mostly wrong guns) with flat cap.

Wurttemberg
2 infantry packs
Two thirds of a pack of Jagers
Five foot officers and one flag
Fww7 mounted generals (4 figures)
Fww8 mounted officers.

I have spare Imperial Guard, not counted yet.
And one pack of old AU1 Austrians, set aside to keep Noshers ex away!  ;D

That's a pity. For my part I have, for a good home :
A dozen 1866 Prussian Ulans (no command)
Ditto Prussian Cuirassiers
2 complete 1860 Hanoverian horse artillery limbers with riders and horses.
Pack of 10 1866 Prussian infantry colour-bearers (flags cast on).
4 1866 Austrian Cuirassiers
Plus various odds and ends of French 1870 Line infantry and artillery.
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