Pendraken's new staff recreation centre...

[Hertsblue]

How do you get rid of Jiffies? I've got a whole stack sitting around that I've had from various companies. You can't shred 'em, they'd clog the machine. You can't just throw 'em in the bin - they've got my name and address on them. And I have no way of re-using them. So if anyone wants a batch of pre-owned Jiffies, or has a sound idea for disposing of them - now's your chance.

[sebigboss79]

Applique Armor for combat vehicles. Considering the defense budget maybe the only think they are willing to spend on "our" boys.

The use of a black marker or ripping off the part with your address might solve your problem more quickly though.

[Hertsblue]

Most of the addresses are written directly on the envelope - and I don't trust black marker; there are ways of recovering text from obliteration in that manner.

[Last Hussar]

How do you get rid of Jiffies?

He sends them to you, obviously.

[sebigboss79]

He sends them to you, obviously.

[sebigboss79]

Most of the addresses are written directly on the envelope - and I don't trust black marker; there are ways of recovering text from obliteration in that manner.

I suggest making that part of the paper a firestarter for BBQs if marker + cutting is not safe enough for you.

If that still does not suit your needs the only thing I can suggest is a Plasma Arc Waste Disposal System. The USN just installed one for 34 Mills on their latest aircraft carrier. Not sure if this particular one complies with DoD5220.22-M but I believe it is as close as one can get.