Defiance of the Law of relativity

[sebigboss79]

Minibits order placed: Thursday
Despatch notification: Friday

Postman not coming: Saturday
Delivery: 12:37 today.

[Techno]

Haven't we already mentioned that Leon has a time machine, and has the orders packed and posted before you chaps send the orders in ?
Cheers  Phil.

[fsn]

Are customers that predictable?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Only those who want mezzo Americans or strange head gear worn by obscure units.

ianS

[Leon]

Minibits order placed: Thursday
Despatch notification: Friday

Postman not coming: Saturday
Delivery: 12:37 today.

[Techno]

Yeah, Leon......
But we all know you really posted the above two days ago.
Cheers - Phil.

[GordonY]

Jon Tuffley of GZG is a bit like that, I'm sure his orders are despatched through a wormhole or some such technology, I'm sure I've had orders from him before I've even thought of ordering them. (or is it the Altzheimers at work again? the new name for that disease is CRAFT, Cant Remember A F**king Thing)

[Orcs]

is it the Altzheimers at work again? the new name for that disease is CRAFT, Cant Remember A F**king Thing

Thats brilliant. I shall use that next time I order an army.  When my prettier half mentions it I will say "What Armies?"   Do you think I will get away with it?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

NO

[GordonY]

or my favourite phrase to SWMBO is "I have no recollection of ordering that!"

[sebigboss79]

Does not work either....

[Hertsblue]

Try "you gave me these for my birthday three years ago, I've just got around to painting them." Can you remember what you gave her three years ago? 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

If you give he something good, it's remebered, if you get her something bad it's REALLY remembered....

Like the blouse she asked for, that was the wrong size, 15 years ago...


And yes my wife knows exactly what she bought me, she has a photographic memory (except for where she took off her watch and rings whilst bathing the little un)! "That was you valentines from three years ago, why is it up? "Err... Coz I like it..."

[Techno]

Try "you gave me these for my birthday three years ago, I've just got around to painting them." Can you remember what you gave her three years ago? 

Yes.....Another bloody horse......That's both her birthday and Christmas prezzies sorted for the next 5-10 years.
Cheers - Phil (No wonder I don't have a decent car.)

[Orcs]

Try "you gave me these for my birthday three years ago, I've just got around to painting them." Can you remember what you gave her three years ago? 

Two problems here.

1 Yes I can remember - It always costs me a fortune.

2 If I said it had taken me 3 years to get round to painting them it would be proof "in her eyes" that I had too much to paint already and so no more
    would be needed for future presents.