Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

Started by Leon, 24 February 2013, 05:21:09 PM

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Last Hussar

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Orcs

Quote from: Last Hussar on 20 October 2024, 11:58:36 PMI'm sane...
That's highly debatable, even if your mother had you tested.  :)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Last Hussar

I'm normal.
My eldest is hyper-normal.
The rest of you are weird.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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fsn

The most insulting thing you an call me is "normal".

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Last Hussar

Don't worry, FSN. At no point has anyone on this forum ever said 'That FSN, he's a nice normal chap."
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Last Hussar

Under Criminal Justice Act 2003 (Requisite and Minimum Custodial Periods) Order 2024
one of the exclusions is "An offence under section 69 of the Serious Crime Act 2015 (possession of paedophile manual)."

Sorry... MANUAL?

What, like "How to be a pervert for Dummies"?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Never expect logic from British Law....
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Last Hussar

Rule of looking at laws - whatever country - if there is a law for it, then enough people have done it that it has been a problem at some point.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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fsn

"270.This section creates a new offence of possession of a paedophile manual, that is any item containing advice or guidance about abusing children sexually (subsection (1)). There are already a number of criminal offences that seek to prevent the possession, creation and distribution of indecent images of children, and the dissemination of obscene material."

 :o
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Last Hussar

People aren't always as helpful as they can be on our computer;

QuoteDistinguishing Marks - Head

Really? I'll look out for him.

(To be fair, there is a expansion, but you have to click on it.)
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Last Hussar

So last night I ran a quiz at the 'Members Club' in town (CAMRA call it a working men's club, but it has women and carpets in it)

I'm not a member - so they CHARGED ME to get in  :o
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Orcs

Quote from: Last Hussar on 25 October 2024, 04:39:29 PMSo last night I ran a quiz at the 'Members Club' in town (CAMRA call it a working men's club, but it has women and carpets in it)

I'm not a member - so they CHARGED ME to get in  :o

You should have charged them for running the quiz
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Gwydion

QuoteSo last night I ran a quiz at the 'Members Club' in town (CAMRA call it a working men's club, but it has women and carpets in it)

I'm not a member - so they CHARGED ME to get in  :o
You didn't expect them to let you torture them for free did you? :)

Orcs

Quote from: Gwydion on 25 October 2024, 10:10:26 PMYou didn't expect them to let you torture them for free did you? :)

I don't know, FSN pays good money for that  ;)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

steve_holmes_11


QuoteSo last night I ran a quiz at the 'Members Club' in town (CAMRA call it a working men's club, but it has women and carpets in it)

I'm not a member - so they CHARGED ME to get in  :o
Did they charge you again to get out?