Blather, Waffle and Poppycock!

[Last Hussar]

Geordie visitor to Upton Park?

[fsn]

Now re-writing my medieval rules to include "bonkybois"

[Last Hussar]

Will you be including pokeybois, slashybois and bonkystopprs?

[fsn]

I will now.

[Raider4]

Following GW down the same road that lead to their Orks using choppas, burnas and shootas.

[Last Hussar]

Are you impugning Ork culture?

Racist.

[Orcs]

Are you impugning Ork culture?

Racist.

Orks are imposters - Unterorks. The only true Orcs are those of Tolkien lineage, with swarthy skins not green.

[Last Hussar]

So you judge on skin colour...

[Orcs]

So you judge on skin colour...

It's like a uniform. Historically correct orcs are swarthy in colour not green. Having green orcs is like painting your Napoleonic British with Purple uniforms or the Russians with orange uniforms, It is just not right.   

[FierceKitty]

Being a South African, I'd better keep out of this debate.

[Raider4]

I don't see this thread heading in a healthy direction on it's current trajectory. Maybe we should stop now?

But . . .

. . . Historically correct orcs . . .

The what now?

[Last Hussar]

Should I paint Chieftains black with green stripes, or green with black stripes?

[d_Guy]

Based on the Voynich Manuscript Orcs (or Orks or Orques) are green. This predates Tolkien by at least three hundred years

[Orcs]

I don't see this thread heading in a healthy direction on it's current trajectory. Maybe we should stop now?

Historically correct is from the writings of his Holiness J.R.R Tolkien. Anything else is Heresy

And we are only having a banter on the colour of of Orcs..... unless anyone has ever seen one (when they were sober)   

[Last Hussar]

Being drunk is the best way to see you.