Head and shoulders

[Sandinista]

 

[Techno]

Ditto.
I expect a lot of doctors paint, even if it's only the decorating....But I bet there aren't many who play the dulcimer.....(Or would it be better to say "that play the dulcimer?")
Over to Thailand for today's English lesson.
Cheers - Phil.

[OldenBUA]

? 

Nothing to worry about. It's just that according to FierceKitty, you've committed a capital crime.

[FierceKitty]

Nah, nah. We just break their knees for little things like that.
Actually, I did meet a dulcimer-player recently. She was a vet, which is sort of medical.

[Vulpine]

I recon I must have a spelling/grammar mistake? Well, I would rather speak sense and wright rubbish than think rubbish a wright well.

[FierceKitty]

Where is the code book?

[OldenBUA]

@Vulpine: It's just that (a) Doctor who sculpts is different from Doctor Who sculpts. Pedantic? Yes. Amusing? Only if you're in the right mood.

@FierceKitty:  Wouldn't it help more to break the fingers of those who type faster than they think? 

And I still think decapitation is appropriate for the hideous crime of decapitalisation. Something must be done, or before you know it they will forget to dot their i's and only chaos will reign.

[FierceKitty]

Decapitate/decapitalise...there is a certain elegance about it, admittedly.

[nikharwood]

I'm loving this...the perfect antidote to the onset of 'manflu' (sic) as helpfully diagnosed by female colleagues today.

[Techno]

I'm loving this...the perfect antidote to the onset of 'manflu' (sic) as helpfully diagnosed by female colleagues today.

Oh dear...Cue...."Another one bites the dust."...
Get well soon Nik.

Cheers - Phil.

[Hertsblue]

@FierceKitty:  Wouldn't it help more to break the fingers of those who type faster than they think? 

And I still think decapitation is appropriate for the hideous crime of decapitalisation. Something must be done, or before you know it they will forget to dot their i's and only chaos will reign.

To which I would add the use of rogue apostrophes when writing plurals. Sadly, strict enforcement of the death penalty would de-populate the forum somewhat.

[FierceKitty]

Also decimate my classes ten times simultaneously.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

No - only if enforced for the double negative - "Aint done nufing Sir"

IanS

[FierceKitty]

If my students give themselves the trouble of speaking four consecutive words of more-or-less English, it's a good day.

[OldenBUA]

Sadly, strict enforcement of the death penalty would de-populate the forum somewhat.

But it would give the opportunity to having a go again at guessing when the new member 1000 will join up.    Or would that be the new member 100? 

Anyway, I don't know if I would be around to witness any of that.

Edit: It has only just occurred to me that the original title of this thread has taken on a new and sinister meaning. Entirely by coincidence, unless there was some subconscious force at work?