A Farmer

[Ferb]

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They said they couldn't do it while he waited. He didn't live far, so he decided to walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware  store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a chicken and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a new problem - how to carry all his purchases home? While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.

She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?”

The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is kinda close to there. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.”

The old lady suggested, “Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Then carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under your arm and carry the goose in the other hand?”

“Hmmm,... why thank you very much,” he said, and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way he says, “Let’s take my short cut and go thru this alley. We'll be there in no time.”

The little old lady looked over cautiously then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?”

The farmer said, “Holy smokes, Lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, a chicken and a goose. How in the hell could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?”

The old lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chicken.”

[Techno]

Not bad !!
Cheers - Phil.

[Steve J]

 

[nikharwood]

 

[sebigboss79]

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They said they couldn't do it while he waited. He didn't live far, so he decided to walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware  store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a chicken and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a new problem - how to carry all his purchases home? While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.

She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?”

The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is kinda close to there. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.”

The old lady suggested, “Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Then carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under your arm and carry the goose in the other hand?”

“Hmmm,... why thank you very much,” he said, and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way he says, “Let’s take my short cut and go thru this alley. We'll be there in no time.”

The little old lady looked over cautiously then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?”

The farmer said, “Holy smokes, Lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, a chicken and a goose. How in the hell could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?”

The old lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chicken.”