I'm on holiday!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

No -they cant get here - the Welsh down road eat em....

IanS 

PS there is  wolf, but she is a total wuz, barks loud and runs off...

[Techno]

No -they cant get here - the Welsh down road eat em....

You've been looking in my freezer again haven't you Ian ?
Mmmmm (yum yum yum)....Damn tasty when you find them as roadkill....Makes a change from Puma and Lynx though.
Cheers - Phil.

[Leon]

You should have stopped by in Edinburgh my friend..I am a bit..well....disappointed shall we say?

Or come to sunny Dundee, regular visitors to the park opposite my place are :

We were on the other side of the country I'm afraid, although we'll be at the Premier Inn in Dundee for the Skelp show soon enough.  I was directed into the nightmare of Glasgow's city centre road system by our rather helpful SatNav on one day, which was fun... 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

You've been looking in my freezer again haven't you Ian ?
Mmmmm (yum yum yum)....Damn tasty when you find them as roadkill....Makes a change from Puma and Lynx though.
Cheers - Phil.

Raw Lion and Seaweed - and they say English cooking is bad....

IanS 

PS answer on cows is serious.

[Techno]

PS answer on cows is serious.

I'll go and have a check.
Cheers - Phil.

[Hertsblue]

I was directed into the nightmare of Glasgow's city centre road system by our rather helpful SatNav on one day, which was fun... 

Had the same problem with Leeds last week. You have to remember that all road-signs are designed for people who know where they're going. 

[Leon]

It's one-way systems and cities with multiple lane streets which get me, how am I supposed to know which lane I need when there's no signs to tell me?  And then trying to change lanes at the last minute, with the in-laws behind us in convoy... 

[sebigboss79]

It's one-way systems and cities with multiple lane streets which get me, how am I supposed to know which lane I need when there's no signs to tell me?  And then trying to change lanes at the last minute, with the in-laws behind us in convoy... 

Good way to loose them...just saying

[Leon]

Good way to loose them...just saying

[Hertsblue]

The answer is to drive a battered Land Rover with bull-bars back and front. You can drive in whatever lane you like then. 

[Techno]

The answer is to drive a battered Land Rover with bull-bars back and front. You can drive in whatever lane you like then. 

You forgot the big solid spikes attached to the middle of each wheel Ray.....Along with the rotating blades !
Cheers - Phil.

[FierceKitty]

Actually, I've often thought when observing the melancholy remains of a kitty that has been flattened by some careless bastard high on testosterone that the solution could be to have a much-publicised implant of about two ounces of Semtex into a significant number of domestic cats. NOBODY would drive too fast near a pet then.

[Hertsblue]

Might be a significant increase in blown-in cat-flaps however. 

[FierceKitty]

Small price to pay.