Forum barfight

[nikharwood]

Since when is the Nikster jealous of another man's weapon?

Was happenin, bro?  

No, no, no...you misunderstand me: I am happy that the effect I am having is that of shrinking another man's weapon...I would be more concerned if I was somehow causing it to enlarge. That is the job of the Totty thread.

Right - who wants some? Ker-thwack to anyone still in range...

[Aart Brouwer]

No, no, no...you misunderstand me: I am happy that the effect I am having is that of shrinking another man's weapon...I would be more concerned if I was somehow causing it to enlarge. That is the job of the Totty thread.

Right - who wants some? Ker-thwack to anyone still in range...

I think we're the only ones left standing - back to back as we should.

No shrinkage here, I am happy to say. Care for a pint? 

Cheers,
Aart

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Cheers,
Fancy a sambuca chaser?

[Aart Brouwer]

Cheers,
Fancy a sambuca chaser?

Thanks, Lemmey, but I think I'll go Dutch. I'll have a Bols Jonge Genever for a chaser. Just top up the little glass to the brim, I'll drop it into the pint, then swallow the lot in one go. And fall over, probably.  

Cheers,
Aart

[nikharwood]

That's the way - not like these young 'uns who consider dropping a shot of Jagermeister into some Red Bull adventurous.

Feckin' lightweights. Everyone knows you have to add more alcohol to other alcohol to make it betterer.  

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Btw - anyone seen my kidneys. They appear to have broken off diplomatic negotiations with the rest of my body...

[Techno]

How many weeks can Techno keep getting his weapon out without us having to resort to censorship...

I'll tell you now....I will not be posing with with my log splitting chopper next week !

Aart

P.S. *whacks Techno unconscious*

I was wondering where the lump on my cranium had come from....You're dog meat Pal 

I need to ask his help - get mine down to a less intimidating size! (I love being African, I tell you)

If you'd like to make an appointment with my receptionist FK.
I'd better buy some more haemostats..... Only got the one.....Doesn't sound like that'll be enough !

Cheers - Phil.

[Last Hussar]

#Grabs Aart and Nik's heads in true Indiana Jones style and smacks them together.

 

[Last Hussar]

Sends his batman to help Techno's butlet beat up Aart's footman

Right, I'll have a double double whisky, doubled.

[Techno]

Sends his batman to help Techno's butlet beat up Aart's footman
Right, I'll have a double double whisky, doubled.

Damn civil of you LH.....Jeeves is getting a trifle on the doddery side nowadays....He can always do with a little assistance when it comes to dealing with 'oiks'.
He can't wield a Zimmer like he used to, but he's been a dashed faithful servant !
Here we go then....Pint of whiskey. Anything for your batman ?
Cheers - Phil.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Why does this barfight remind me of this....

[Last Hussar]

He'll have his normal half of Mackesons, old bean.

#Dips Niks paintbrushes in PVA

[Sandinista]

I sneak in as it's quiet and switch lids on peoples spray varnish and primer, then sit back with my cider and wait for the fun 

[Aart Brouwer]

I sneak in as it's quiet and switch lids on peoples spray varnish and primer, then sit back with my cider and wait for the fun 

Sandinista, there are limits on a wargaming forum. And miniature paint spray caps are OFF LIMITS. 

Even as a joke! 



Cheers,
Aart

[Sandinista]

Sips cider, trying to look innocent