Forum barfight

Started by Last Hussar, 10 August 2012, 04:39:33 PM

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DecemDave

A just reward for your years of responding to your tenant posters my Lord.

Oh I think I drank that pint too quick  :-&  :-&

Last Hussar

Quote from: Roy on 05 April 2024, 04:25:04 PMJeez, I wasn't even born then.

You can .... go away. And then [go away] again.

And keep [going away] until you reach a big sign that says "Do not [go away] past this point".

Then I want you to be a brave little soldier and [GO AWAY] past it.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Orcs

Quote from: Roy on 05 April 2024, 06:34:02 PMDoes this pub have Sky Sports? Or, even, ITV1?

No! This is proper traditional English Pub. We serve real ales including Mild. Our only concession to modernity is Double Diamond on tap and local Scrumpy in bottles "under the counter".
We also serve peanuts in packets attached to a card with a picture of a scantily clad lady on it. Pork Scratchings and Pork pies.

For entertainment there is Bar billiards, Dominoes, cards and darts.  You may also partake in lively discussion on the playability or lack of of any wargames ruleset. The qualities of various figures from wargames companies or the occasional Punch up when said discussions get more than lively. ......Oh and I almost forgot we have FSN Baiting in the cellar.

 
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: Orcs on 09 May 2024, 12:11:58 PM. ......Oh and I almost forgot we have FSN Baiting in the cellar.

But keep quiet about that, it's fun but probably highly illegal  ;D
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fsn

Oh c'mon. I don't bait anyone that badly.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: fsn on 09 May 2024, 12:40:46 PMOh c'mon. I don't bait anyone that badly.

 :-\  :-\  :-\  :d
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Last Hussar

Quote from: fsn on 09 May 2024, 12:40:46 PMOh c'mon. I don't bait anyone that badly.

I've heard you are a master at it.
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Roy

Quote from: Last Hussar on 09 May 2024, 09:58:49 AM
Quote from: Roy on 05 April 2024, 04:25:04 PMJeez, I wasn't even born then.

You can .... go away. And then [go away] again.

And keep [going away] until you reach a big sign that says "Do not [go away] past this point".

Then I want you to be a brave little soldier and [GO AWAY] past it.


:-\ Is this a quote of something?
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Roy

Congratulations Lord Kermit of Birkenhead  =D>
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: Roy on 09 May 2024, 02:02:12 PMCongratulations Lord Kermit of Birkenhead  =D>

Ta La
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Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Orcs

Quote from: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 09 May 2024, 08:49:28 AMGentlemen, and any ladies on here it sadens me that I have been promoted out of military service and am now a Baron. Pints of creme de menth on me.  :-*  :D  :!!

Congratulations
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Quote from: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 09 May 2024, 08:49:28 AMGentlemen, and any ladies on here it sadens me that I have been promoted out of military service and am now a Baron. Pints of creme de menth on me.  :-*  :D  :!!

Many congratulations Baron
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

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Last Hussar

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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