General Pendraken

[Hertsblue]

Which police station had a Sergeant Constable and a Constable Sergeant? I'm sure that was genuine.... 

[Nosher]

Knew a couple of RIR's called Paddy Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzpaddy...

No seriously! I Did















'nt

[Nosher]

Master Bates and Seaman Staines

[Ben Waterhouse]

You wont' believe me but I did go out once with a girl called Teresa Green, and I went to school with a poor sod called Gordon Bennett (who became quite a hard nut for some reason or another..)

[Dave Fielder]

Does anyone live here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9223920/Dull-is-to-twin-with-Boring.html ?

[Hertsblue]

The motorcycle parts shop in the town where I went to school was run by E. Bangs.

[Nosher]

Does anyone live here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9223920/Dull-is-to-twin-with-Boring.html ?

Only porridge jockeys could consider this to show a 'sense of humour...'

[goat major]

Dull and Boring to be twins ? Isn't that Jedward ?

[clibinarium]

Fitzpaddy? I doubt it, unless that's a nickname.