How Do I get promoted

[Nosher]

and lots

[Nosher]

of posts

[Nosher]

on different topics

Dont you just hate it when your own smugness slaps you in the face

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Leon - Ban the previous poster.............

IanS 

[mollinary]

No, Leon, show some mercy, just don't promote him!

Mollinary

[Megamatman]

on different topics

Dont you just hate it when your own smugness slaps you in the face

I love it when a mod I made comes together   

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

I just got made a Brigadier! 
Now if I can be as cool as: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brigadier_Lethbridge-Stewart

[mollinary]

Is it just my mischievous bug again, or have all your 2nd Lieutenants been promoted to Brigadier?

Mollinary (still a Captain)

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

I was a colonel this morning Mollinary! 
I think your screen has delussions of granduer! 

[Aart Brouwer]

Want to be pwomoted?

Keep vewwy, vewwy quiet. 

Cheers,
Aart

[mollinary]

Keep quiet Lemmey, my screen is showing you with a General's rank tabs!

Mollinary

[Techno]

I just got made a Brigadier! 

Aww...Poop !....Means I have to salute you again !
Another 400 (ish) to go before I reach that rank.
Well done matey !
Cheers - Phil.

[Ben Waterhouse]

Mmmm!

[Hertsblue]

What he hasn't told you is that he's just been transferred to the Swiss Navy. 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Once had drinks with their admiral, lovely chap! Cute wife too...
FRom Wiki:
Landlocked Switzerland does not have a high-seas navy, but it does maintain a fleet of military lake patrol boats. This includes the Aquarius-class Patrouillenboot 80 PBRs, operated by Motorboat Company 10, which patrol Lake Geneva, Lake Lucerne, Lake Lugano, Lake Maggiore and Lake Constance.[19]

Discussed the fleet, three patrol boats on Lake Geneva to stop smuggling! He was the admiral because it was his turn (according to his wife).