Pendraken order dispatched.

[OldenBUA]

Just wondering. 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Mind you does seem to take months to get it ! 

IanS

[capthugeca]

I received a message offering a guaranteed solution to a personal dysfunction that I apparently have.
I imagine that that is pretty good news 
but I suspect your message is more likely to deliver on its promise. 

[Arsenus]

Once, George Lucas send me a message:

Dear Friend,

My name is Mr.George Lucas I work with  Security Company here in Republic of Ghana  and would like to present a Business Proposal for your consideration.

I have  Four metallic trunk boxes US Dollar depoisted to our company with a total amount of US$75.5 Million in cash

This boxes in question has not been claim  by the Foreign Beneficiary for a period of ten (10) years till date. All my efforts to locate the Beneficiary in his Oversees Address prove  abortive. Therefore, I am set to find a Partner to claim the consignments with a sharing ratio of 50-50. Should you be  interested, you are hereby advised to send me your direct telephone numbers for discussion of this offer in full details.

I do hereby anticipate your response as soon as possible

Thank you.

Respectfully,

Mr.George Lucas

And THAT is a good new!^^

[OldenBUA]

So far, so good. 17 votes and half question my sanity in asking this question. Phew. For a moment I thought I was losing my mind.   

Wait a minute, something's not right there. 

Anyway, my new shiny toys arrived today, so I'm happy, happy     


(does little happy dance offscreen)...


You may now return to your regular features...

[Nosher]

 

You dont have to be mad to hang round here...

[capthugeca]

You dont have to be mad to hang round here...

but hang around here for long and you'll soon end up that way!