Translations for Antwerp please!

[Last Hussar]

What's a coconut note? 

[Leon]

What's a coconut note?  

Ah, you see, that's the exact problem with Google, it just doesn't understand... unless you're typing it in wrong?  

[FierceKitty]

What's a coconut note? 

If it falls on your head, be flat.

[Aart Brouwer]

What's a coconut note? 

It's an African warning message. If somebody sends you a coconut, it means: YOU'RE NEXT! 

Cheers,
Aart

[Leon]

Just out of curiosity, what kind of exchange rate can you get on the continent for changing your Euro's into £'s?

I'm getting ours sorted tomorrow, and we can buy 1.13 Euro's per £, and when we come back we can sell 1.31 Euro's per £.

[Annatar]

If someone is asking you in , whether you have "three-eyed multidimensional space slugs in hawai-shorts for ACW-games", the correct answer in german with
a smile and eye-twinkle would be "Ham wa nich"  (this would be the answer of a extremly grumpy german salesman on a monday morning for:  this is not in our range)

You will probably get this reaction:   

[Aart Brouwer]

"Ham wa nich"

That would be Berlinerisch, right? A Bavarian would say "Homiànich. Oba wollns moa figgahaggen?"

Cheers,
Aart