Forum barfight

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I blame Orcs.

Thought we alus blamed Nobby ? And what fer ?

[Last Hussar]

For?

There has to be a reason?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Well t'elps

[Last Hussar]

It's Nobby's fault I'm blaming Orcs.

Is that better?

[Last Hussar]

Marmite is evil.

[fsn]

Always glad to help. 

[fsn]

Marmite is evil.

LH and what is known as "The Incident", which was an unfortunate combination of a very hot day, a family size tub of Marmite and a disgracefully insecure lid. 

[Last Hussar]

How did you get hold of that photo? I thought I destroyed them all.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

How did you get hold of that photo? I thought I destroyed them all.

Ve  ahve vays unt means

[Roy]

(Sung to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic")

If you go down to Pendraken today you're in for a big surprise,
If you go down to Pendraken today you better run for your lives.

The Dark Lord's minions are there, swooping down to attack from the air,
White washing your car, white washing your hair, the noisy little [censored]!



Who in their right mind breeds seagulls outside their games room? Leon, you have yourself some weird pets, there!     

[this is a joke post. nobody is breeding seagulls. and no seagulls were harmed in the making of the post.] [Pendraken HQ does have three little fluffball seagulls waddling around though, and about a dozen angry adult birds! I think Leon's encouraging them  ]

[Last Hussar]

Gentlemen... and Nobby

Dunno why this sprang to mind

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyFriendsAndZoidberg

[fsn]

So kind of you to notice that I am a cut above the rabble.