Swearing for wargamers

Started by FierceKitty, 19 December 2024, 05:16:38 AM

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FierceKitty

19 December 2024, 05:16:38 AM
Every group of freaks - like us - needs some in-group identity-affirming language. Help develop it, all.

My starter: Flock you and your sister!
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

flamingpig0

19 December 2024, 08:11:09 AM #1
7th edition WRG Ancients player!
"I like coffee exceedingly..."
 H.P. Lovecraft

"We don't want your stupid tanks!" 
Salah Askar,

My six degrees of separation includes Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, and Wendy James

Last Hussar

19 December 2024, 08:19:47 AM #2
My life is just rolling 1s
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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FierceKitty

19 December 2024, 08:25:20 AM #3
Quote from: flamingpig0 on 19 December 2024, 08:11:09 AM7th edition WRG Ancients player!

Try to keep it clean, eh?
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Orcs

19 December 2024, 08:45:14 AM #4
B*startd Dice!
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

O Dinas Powys

19 December 2024, 09:03:56 AM #5
Call yourself a gamer? 

You're not fit to toss dice in a WarhammerTM shop...
(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )

FierceKitty

19 December 2024, 09:04:45 AM #6
Quote from: O Dinas Powys on 19 December 2024, 09:03:56 AMCall yourself a gamer? 

You're not fit to toss dice in a WarhammerTM shop...

Fighting words!
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Ithoriel

19 December 2024, 09:43:29 AM #7
He's two minis short of a lead mountain that one!

Well, you've made your point as clear as Phil Barker's rule writing!

I'm not saying he's argumentative ... but this is a man who can start a shouting match with his opponent even when playing solo!

May thy dice chip and shatter! </Paul Atreides> :)
There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Last Hussar

19 December 2024, 09:44:24 AM #8
Surely 'He's a unit short of an army list'?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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FierceKitty

19 December 2024, 10:55:29 AM #9
He's a wine-gum short of a championship.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

flamingpig0

19 December 2024, 02:27:17 PM #10
Quote from: Ithoriel on 19 December 2024, 09:43:29 AMWell, you've made your point as clear as Phil Barker's rule writing!




I was once reading DBMM online and the computer asked me if I wanted "this Indonesian document translated"
"I like coffee exceedingly..."
 H.P. Lovecraft

"We don't want your stupid tanks!" 
Salah Askar,

My six degrees of separation includes Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, and Wendy James

Last Hussar

19 December 2024, 02:30:20 PM #11
So it at least had a stab at recognising it!
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

GNU PTerry

d_Guy

19 December 2024, 04:33:35 PM #12
Overheard back in the day:
"If you were any good at this you would be playing chess!"
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on
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