Fight Club (round one)

Started by Roy, 28 March 2024, 02:52:22 PM

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Who would win in a fight?

Emu
7 (77.8%)
Spit the Dog
2 (22.2%)

Total Members Voted: 9

Voting closed: 07 April 2024, 03:52:22 PM

Roy

Who Would Win In A Fight Between:

option 1: Emu (from Rod Hull and Emu)


option 2: Spit the Dog (Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog)


You Decide!
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Duke Speedy of Leighton

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Roy

Possible entrants for future rounds:

Pan's People (female dance troupe from Top of the Pops)
Hill's Angels (female dance troupe from The Benny Hill Show)

Xenomorph XX121 (from Alien film franchise)
Yautja (from Predator film franchise)

He-Man (from Masters of the Universe cartoons)
Lion-O (from Thundercats cartoons)

Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards (retired Olympic ski jumper)
Steve Davis (retired professional snooker player)

Annika Rice (British TV presenter)
Michaela Strachan (British TV presenter)
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

flamingpig0

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Salah Askar,

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paulr

QuoteWho Would Win In A Fight Between:
option 1: Emu (from Rod Hull and Emu)
option 2: Spit the Dog (Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog)
You Decide!

Given the emu beat the Australian army TWICE, my money is on the emu :D
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
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Roy

Quote from: paulr on 28 March 2024, 06:15:59 PMGiven the emu beat the Australian army TWICE, my money is on the emu :D

 ;D

And that was without Rod Hull and Emu. Imagine what the emus could have done with them!
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Raider4


QuoteXenomorph XX121 (from Alien film franchise)
Yautja (from Predator film franchise)

They did that already. Even made a movie.

Raider4


QuotePan's People (female dance troupe from Top of the Pops)
Hill's Angels (female dance troupe from The Benny Hill Show)

Include Hot Gossip ((mostly) female dance troupe from The Kenny Everett Video Show) and Legs & Co (later female dance troupe from Top of the Pops) and you can have a four-way battle.

Raider4

Ellen Ripley:
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vs. Sarah Connor:
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Roy

Quote from: Raider4 on 28 March 2024, 08:57:00 PMEllen Ripley:
vs. Sarah Connor:

Yep, was one of my ideas too.

Proposed 'card' for the "Stars of Internation Culture" round

1. Number Six, aka. 'Caprica Six' vs. Seven of Nine [Battlestar Galactica reboot / Star Trek Voyager]
2. Oddjob vs. Jaws [both James Bond (film) villianous henchmen]
3. Cylon Centurion vs. ED-209 [Battlestar Galactica reboot / Robocop]
4. Xenomorph XX121 vs. Yautja [Alien film franchise / Predator film franchise]
5. Hans Gruber vs. Sheriff of Nottingham [Die Hard film franchise / Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves film]
6. Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer vs. John McClane [Predator film franchise / Die Hard film franchise]
7. Ellen Ripley vs. Sarah Connor [Alien film franchise / Terminator film franchise]
8. Emmanuelle vs. Black Emanuelle (French Emmanuelle film franchise / Italian Emmanuelle film franchise]
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

flamingpig0








Charlie Dimmock versus Triffid
"I like coffee exceedingly..."
 H.P. Lovecraft

"We don't want your stupid tanks!" 
Salah Askar,

My six degrees of separation includes Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, and Wendy James

Roy

Quote from: flamingpig0 on 29 March 2024, 10:57:08 AMCharlie Dimmock versus Triffid

 ;D  :-bd

That's a good one.

First load of ideas I had, I realised quite a few forum members wouldn't know who they were since the 'contender' would only be familiar to a British audience. So I went with Hollywood/international films, hoping more would recognise the choices.
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Roy

Few more days to go and this one is definitely looking like a landslide victory for one of these hand-up-the-jacksie puppets!
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

FierceKitty

Quote from: Roy on 28 March 2024, 03:13:54 PMPossible entrants for future rounds:

Pan's People (female dance troupe from Top of the Pops)
Hill's Angels (female dance troupe from The Benny Hill Show)

Xenomorph XX121 (from Alien film franchise)
Yautja (from Predator film franchise)

He-Man (from Masters of the Universe cartoons)
Lion-O (from Thundercats cartoons)

Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards (retired Olympic ski jumper)
Steve Davis (retired professional snooker player)

Annika Rice (British TV presenter)
Michaela Strachan (British TV presenter)

Godzilla vs Bambi.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Roy

Quote from: FierceKitty on 04 April 2024, 11:27:01 AMGodzilla vs Bambi.

 ;D

I was going to say that that might just be a re-enactment of the T-Rex goat scene from the film Jurassic Park, but I don't think I've ever seen Godzilla eat in the movies or cartoons I've watched  :-\

Still a funny match up to imagine the outcome of (it's always going to be one-sided).
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"