Don't judge me!

[fsn]

05499 - Pirates Of The Caribbean - The Black Pearl 1:150 Scale
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B06XBXZRKZ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Snap together kit ... if I can just remove the bottom bits ...

Progress so far, with test paint Spaniards masquerading as Marines and a Naval Office transferred from the Polish artillery.

[fsn]

What am I going to do with it when it's done?

Not a clue.

[mmcv]

What am I going to do with it when it's done?

Not a clue.

Sail the seven seas while drinking plenty of rum and lime?

[d_Guy]

What am I going to do with it when it's done?

Not a clue.

Gather a crew?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

It'll maker a nice peice of scenery Nobby. And youse is guilty - take im down 

[Orcs]

What am I going to do with it when it's done?

Not a clue.

It's an excuse to paint pirates and wenches in low-cut blouses 

[fsn]

It's an excuse to paint pirates and wenches in low-cut blouses 

Indeed so! To the tavern for research!*



*Lots of pirates in Runcorn taverns**

**I say "pirates", they say "victims of industrial accidents"

[John Cook]

What am I going to do with it when it's done?

Not a clue.

Get another one so you can fight a naval battle.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Get another one so you can fight a naval battle.

Expensive

[Ithoriel]

Get another one so you can fight a naval battle.

Expensive

In for a penny, in for a pound. Get a dozen, make a scale model of Tortuga, create your own fast play rules, devise a participation game, take it to shows all over the country, see how many "Best Game" awards you can win

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

In for a penny, in for a pound. Get a dozen, make a scale model of Tortuga, create your own fast play rules, devise a participation game, take it to shows all over the country, see how many "Best Game" awards you can win

None ?

[fsn]

In for a penny, in for a pound. Get a dozen, make a scale model of Tortuga, create your own fast play rules, devise a participation game, take it to shows all over the country, see how many "Best Game" awards you can win

Yes, but I'm getting bored already and I haven't even put the masts in.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Orcs]

Yes, but I'm getting bored already and I haven't even put the masts in.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Just imagine Anne Hathaway stood at the bow of your ship, sea breeze in her hair, tight corset showing her ample bosom, sea spray making the blouse slightly transparebt. Red lips pouting in anticipation as she heads home to Liverpool to meet her beloved Nobby.   

[DecemDave]

Just imagine Anne Hathaway stood at the bow of your ship, sea breeze in her hair, tight corset showing her ample bosom, sea spray making the blouse slightly transparebt. Red lips pouting in anticipation as she heads home to Liverpool to meet her beloved Nobby. 

And wondering just how good a job he's made of the new kitchen while she has been away.

[Orcs]

And wondering just how good a job he's made of the new kitchen while she has been away.

Or if she is going to find him painting models in vest and underpants