Ancient Greeks and Persians released!

[Techno]

No worries, I'll fire up the DeLorean and send us back a few days...!

I'll look up last weeks winning lotto numbers.......Can you get me a ticket with those on, when you go back ?

Cheers - Phil

Just noticed...I've gone past 19,000 posts......Less than 1,000 to the next promotion.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Just noticed...I've gone past 19,000 posts......Less than 1,000 to the next promotion.

NOT deserved at all !!!! 

Weren't DeLOreans notoriously unreliable ?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

But they look sooooooooooo cool! 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

You cant put them in a garage though, doors wont open !

[Techno]

They would in the big barn. 

I've said before.....there's just enough room to get one of those ridiculously ginormous (Russian ?) tanks in there......Mind you...you'd have problems getting one of those up the 'drive'.

Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

No you wouldn't, it ud just flatten any walls and fences !

[Ithoriel]

They would in the big barn. 

I've said before.....there's just enough room to get one of those ridiculously ginormous (Russian ?) tanks in there......Mind you...you'd have problems getting one of those up the 'drive'.

Cheers - Phil

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[Orcs]

They would in the big barn. 

I've said before.....there's just enough room to get one of those ridiculously ginormous (Russian ?) tanks in there......Mind you...you'd have problems getting one of those up the 'drive'.

Cheers - Phil

Be no issues finding a parking space in the car park. Just decide where you want to park and pull up there, regardless of what was in the space 

[Techno]

No you wouldn't, it ud just flatten any walls and fences !

Do you ever listen ? 

The sodding enormous tank WOULD just fit in the big barn.....But that's just what I said....There's no way it would be able to get up the drive.....without destroying the house, and the drive....and all the walls between here and the two villages that we're in the middle of...But it would still fit in the big barn.

Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

But you could get it in the barn........

[Techno]

Yep. 

It would need some sort of frigging massive crane, in the lane.....Take the roof off the barn....and lower it it CAREFULLY into place....But it would fit.

I wouldn't be allowed to do this, though.....Because there wouldn't be enough room for the gees anymore.

I KNOW it's a hell of a lot smaller than this particular tank (by goodness knows how many times)...But when we originally moved here, there was a nice 3 bedroom static caravan in the barn.....That HAD to have been 'craned in'...and the barn built around it......But there was still oodles of room, even with that in there.

There was absolutely no way we could have had had the wretched thing taken out, (simply) without destroying umpteen walls.
We had to have someone round to (basically) destroy the caravan, and take the whole thing away on a flatbed and a big trailer.....We had to pay him..'cos the price of the scrap metal was so low in those days.

Cheers - Phil

[steve_holmes_11]

My garage is so clattered with wife and sons' stuff, I'd be lucky to fit the Tamiya version in.

[Techno]

S'alright......I've worked out how to get the tank into the barn, with the minimal damage to Techno Towers.

Assuming the tank's coming from London.

M4.....until it becomes the A 48...then A 40.....turn right up the A 478 towards Cardigan...head towards Crymych.....Turn left....across lots of fields......approach Techno Towers, and destroy a few walls....Push through back of barn, without collapsing the roof. Park.

Easy. ....Sorted !!

Cheers - Phil

[steve_holmes_11]

S'alright......I've worked out how to get the tank into the barn, with the minimal damage to Techno Towers.

Assuming the tank's coming from London.

M4.....until it becomes the A 48...then A 40.....turn right up the A 478 towards Cardigan...head towards Crymych.....Turn left....across lots of fields......approach Techno Towers, and destroy a few walls....Push through back of barn, without collapsing the roof. Park.

Easy. ....Sorted !!

Cheers - Phil

Wasn't that the plot of Kelly's Heroes?

[FierceKitty]

Not unless it's got Donald Sutherland dominating it. Without him, that movie would be all events and no plot.