Jokes

[John Cook]

It is a hoodie if the zip doesn't go all the way down.

Or even a Balaclava?

Sounds like an 'anorak' to me.

[Last Hussar]

In Star Trek, as Data was the only one of his kind, shouldn't he have been called 'Datum'? 

[Ithoriel]

Datum-tish!

[FierceKitty]

In Star Trek, as Data was the only one of his kind, shouldn't he have been called 'Datum'? 

Not Latin. It's a Romulan word meaning "Irritating non-actor hitching a ride on Patrick Stewart's performance."

You don't want to know what "Wesley" means!

[Techno 3]

In Star Trek, as Data was the only one of his kind, shouldn't he have been called 'Datum'? 

Data had an evil twin called Lore, so he wasn't the only one of his kind.
Cheers - A Sad Git.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Family   

    Juliana Soong (mother)
    Noonien Soong (creator)
    B-4 (older "brother")
    Lore (older "brother")
    Dr. Altan Inigo Soong (brother)

Children   

    Lal (creation/"daughter")
    Dahj Asha (neural progeny/"daughter")
    Soji Asha (neural progeny/"daughter")

[Last Hussar]

Data had an evil twin called Lore, so he wasn't the only one of his kind.
Cheers - A Sad Git.

I knew when I wrote the post there was an "evil twin" episode.
I knew there was a very good chance sone sad git would post that.

However,  I didn't know they would actually sign off as "sad git"!

[Last Hussar]

They should make a sequel to an 80s teen movie, but with hobbits.

They could call it "Second Breakfast Club".

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

OCHHH !!!

[FierceKitty]

They should make a sequel to an 80s teen movie, but with hobbits.

They could call it "Second Breakfast Club".

Set not in New Zealand but at Tiffany's.

[Raider4]

Found an ancient - like 2002 - text file on my PC while rummaging around. Contains PC-related haikus. No idea where they came from. Enjoy:



"To replace "your computer has performed an illegal operation" - and now
featured in the Japanese version of Windows;

Gosh that file was big.
And very important too.
But now it has gone.

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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

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Windows has now crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

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First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Disc. All blank."

[Ithoriel]

Found an ancient - like 2002 - text file on my PC while rummaging around. Contains PC-related haikus. No idea where they came from. Enjoy:

The posting of these
Computer haikus today:
Much joy and gladness.