Common Acronyms

[paulr]

Perhaps having the fourth standard would help some of your opponents
Wouldn't have helped me

[Elliesdad]

And, for those occasions where you are unable to answer a dull question about a dull subject, a personal favourite of mine = DFKDFC

Don't F**king Know, Don't F**king Care

Geoff

[Raider4]

In that vein, DILLIGAF - Does It Look Like I Give A Flip*

* May not be actual word used . . .

[FierceKitty]

Fish?

[Raider4]

Have also heard that English (*cough*) cricketer Kevin Pietersen has a nickname of FIGJAM, which stands for Flip I'm Good, Just Ask Me.

[John Cook]

TLDR - Too long didn't read.

[Ithoriel]

Two from an ex-boss of mine

JFDI - Just Feckin'* Do It

and

RHIP - Rank Has It's Privileges


*Other sweary words are available

[Dave Knight]

SWMBO - She who must be obeyed

[Heedless Horseman]

 (Needs) TLC... Total Loada Cr*p!

[Ithoriel]

In that vein, DILLIGAF - Does It Look Like I Give A Flip*

* May not be actual word used . . .

Also, highlighted by Dua Lipa's song, IDGAF - I don't give a fork*

*I may have that word a little wrong

[Westmarcher]

RTFM - Read The F****** Manual

[Once worked for a firm, too small to have an IT dept. If you had a computer issue, that was often the reply.]

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Not an acromym but comon saying

         "If in doubt, as an absolute last reasort read the instructions"