Top Totty!

[FierceKitty]

Phil does own sheep but as he knows where I live I will take the 5th

You mean "Phil does his own sheep..." don't you?

[FierceKitty]

Sad the lengths sheep have to go to to protect their honour in Wales 

Remember, if a sheep says no, she means no 

And don't say "I love ewe" unless you mean it.

[Techno]

Anyone else listen to The Now Show on Radio 4 tonight? Can't see the image without thinking of their take on it!

I'll catch it on Radio 4 extra....Thanks for the heads up.
Cheers - Phil

[fsn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQkmqK5U5Uo

This is why you can't beat the Russians.  Even the women are motorised!

[getagrip]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQkmqK5U5Uo

This is why you can't beat the Russians.  Even the women are motorised!

Where do you find this stuff?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQkmqK5U5Uo

This is why you can't beat the Russians.  Even the women are motorised!

TOO SILLY, FAR TOO SILLY

IanS (with a nod to Graham Chapman)  

[Techno]

Can't fool me....They're on roller-blades.
(That's another daft thing I've tried !  )
Cheers - Phil

[Hertsblue]

So that's what female Daleks look like....

[getagrip]

So that's what female Daleks look like....

[fsn]

I don't know what they to you, but they scare me.

[Nosher]

Too many odour jokes.....

[fsn]

Mermaids = fishy bottoms, human tops ..

Mermen = fishy tops, human bottoms?

[getagrip]

Mermaids = fishy bottoms, human tops ..

Mermen = fishy tops, human bottoms?

Err....error code 414....sarcasm overload....reboot in progress...$%%&*$£EDCBNKO)(*&^REDCVBJOO

[Ithoriel]

+++ Out of Cheese Error +++

... No!

... Wait!

This is the Pendraken Forum ... we are never out of cheesy things!

[Leon]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152113571752957