joy of six

[mollinary]

Knowing the person putting git on The Somme game would using Great War Spearhead 2

And in English? 

Mollinary

[Leman]

The git on the Somme is all mine, all mine;
The git on the Somme is all mine!

[Fenton]

And in English? 

Mollinary

Apologies for using "On the bus autocorrect English"

[d_Guy]

Sorry - you put a git on the bus then?

[Subedai]

Great scale, great pics and write up, just too far for me now.

MickS

[FierceKitty]

The boy stood on the burning deck
His pocket full of crackers,
A spark went flying up his leg
And put us all back on track - hurrah!

Leman tried to be a poet.
How the thought appalls!
Thank heavens that a critic therefore
Kicked him on the shin.

[Leman]

 

[Ithoriel]

The boy stood on the burning deck
The sparks flew like a rocket
One flew up his trouser leg
And set fire to his pocket

The boy stood on the burning deck
His heart was all aflutter
He stood there toasting lumps of bread
And coating them in butter

The boy stood on the burning deck
Whence all but he had fled
When the cannonballs came whistling by
The poor boy lost his head

The boy stood on the burning deck
With his girlfriend Nancy
He'd promised her a red hot night
She'd not expected this, I fancy!

[FierceKitty]

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Shouting brave defiance
At those who favoured WWII
O'er the Aztec Triple Alliance.

"Who wants Leipzig, Waterloo,
Or other gaming stocks?
Come on, Techno, get 'em done,
Or we'll hide the band-aid box."

[fsn]

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Did he flinch Sir? Heck no!
He tended to the wounded there,
He bandaged up our Techno.

The boy stood on the burning deck,
He took no peace nor rest, he
took to him a boarding pike,
and used it on poor Westie.

[FierceKitty]

Homer's first attempt:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I sing the wrath of Achilles,
How about you?

[FierceKitty]

A request on behalf of those going on about Prussians and WWII (I've been one of the former myself recently, I know): How about three German officers crossing the Rhine, parlez vous?, which at the least could make an amusing little vignette?

[d_Guy]

Homer's first attempt:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I sing the wrath of Achilles,
How about you?

Rage it was
And rage it is
And rage it 'ere shall be

Peleus' son
Was quite undone
By an arrow to the knee

(or was it the ankle? I can't remember

[Ithoriel]

I used to be an adventurer like you ...

[Techno]

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Playing a game of cricket.
The ball ran up his trouser leg,
And hit his middle wicket.

(Judge Dread.)

Cheers - Phil