Hello:? Is ther anybody out there?

[Steeleye]

On or about the 23/3/15 i sent an order in by E-mail (as I normally do). When I'd had no confirmation of anyone receiving my order I sent another e-mail yesterday, so far this hasn't been confirmed either.

Normally the 'order elves' are pretty quick about sending confirmations (usually within 24-36 hours) followed swiftly by the Bill!

So far I've heard nothing and I'm beginning to think I've unintentionally upset someone!

D.

[getagrip]

I think Leon is away at the moment,  I placed an order and a follow up email and haven't heard back yet.

Also,  Leon hasn't posted on the forum for a couple of days. 

[Techno]

Yes......Leon is away for a couple of days.
No worries....He'll be back soon.

Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Take it you are using him as a model to allow them to cast more clones ?

IanS

[cbr3d.com]

Techno - That explains it.  

Leon is undoubtedly in conference with the 'Dark One', or of course just (hopefully) taking a few days off and re-charging his batteries.  

Hmmm, I knew including 'Jim' in my last order would be pushing the bounds.  

[fsn]

Leon away AGAIN?

I think there needs to be questions asked.

Techno - go and ask questions.

[Techno]

I have.....I asked Dave ! 
Cheers - Phil

[Steeleye]

Good grief are you telling me that if one entity goes away for a couple of days the entire festering edifice come tumbling down!?

This will not do, questions should be asked in the house, heads need to roll, hostages taken and executed!!!

Failing that I'll just have to wait 'til he comes back then...darn.

[cbr3d.com]

Guess I will just have to work out my next order, that will teach Leon to have time off!   

[fsn]

Techno, you know when I said go and ask questions? Very good, asking Dave. That bit was right. However, this crayon and drool stained piece of cardboard I have here, doesn't really tell me what I want to know, but yes you did get a lot of answers. Let's review shall we?

It's not news about the bears and the woods, and of course he's Catholic, it's in the job description.

No, it was never called Shorpe. Nobody put anything into it to make it Scunthorpe.

I don't care who put the bomp in the bomp-ba-bomp-ba-bomp, not indeed who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong - even if it was Fenton.

What's this? Is it a bit of finger? What did you do? ... Really? ... Uh-huh. Right. And could you juggle before this? No. Well, don't you think it was a bit optimistic for a first go? Yes. Well, just put the finger into your pocket and you can get it sown back later.

Shall we continue? "Given the choice between a large wading bird and a billy goat, most people can tell the difference between stork and butter"? *sigh* That's not really what the question was originally about, but it's a good try.

What does this say? Well I'm shocked! I didn't know you knew that language. What was the question? "What is it called when you cross a bulldog and a shih tzu?" Oh well, that makes sense. Fair enough then.

"In the bushes"? And the question to that would be ... "Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo?" I see you've got a few like that. Let me see if I can guess.

"Next Tuesday, same time, same place unless it's raining when it'll be in Betty's." Would that be "when shall we three meet again"? It would. Oh good.

"A softer pencil for shading, harder for line." Is that the Bard's Hamlet soliloquy? It's "to be or not to be", not "2B or not 2B". I mean, it doesn't continue "whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of cross hatching", does it? 

"I'd rather you didn't". Not a clue. What's the question? "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" Quite obvious really. Silly me for missing it.   

Please don't bite your fingernail. Put it back in your pocket, there's a good chap.     

No I don't carry seed in my pocket. Why? Well it's not true so you'll have to find another reason why birds suddenly appear, every time I am near. Have you been struck on the head recently? Oh. you have.

What's this scrawl?  It's a proof of Goldbach's conjecture? Yes, yes, yes, I know what Goldbach's conjecture is - every even integer greater than 2 can be expressed as the sum of two primes - let me just ... look ... no, see here. You forgot to carry the 2. Good effort, but wrong. Totally and utterly wrong.

Look, cut along to matron and get a stitch for the finger. Yes, that would be a problem, Well couldn't you just sort of face one way and say "boo hoo I cut off my finger" and then turn the other way and say "there, there"? Good, good, well give it a try, and if you can't use the needle, I've a stapler you can borrow.   

[Techno]

How the blank did you know I cut my finger, this evening ! *
Or were you just working on the balance of probabilities.

Cheers - Phil.

*I left my little finger under a potato....and pressed down hard with one of those sharp things....Ooops ! 

[fsn]

It's Wednesday, so it's fingers. Toes at the weekend.

[Fenton]

How the blank did you know I cut my finger, this evening ! *
Or were you just working on the balance of probabilities.

Cheers - Phil.

*I left my little finger under a potato....and pressed down hard with one of those sharp things....Ooops ! 

How are you still alive?

[Techno]

Luck......Sheer luck ! 
Cheers - Phil

[fsn]

Undead Techno! NOSPHILRATU!!