Clarkson Suspended

[Leman]

Anyone know what the Prat of the Year Award Winner has been up to now to get suspended by the Beeb?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Not sure, but various journalist fiends left their faceache books on 'open' and he may, according to rumour, have, possibly, allegedly punched Andy Wilman the executive producer.

Maybe...

[Subedai]

No idea, but surely there can't be many countries left that he hasn't slagged off peed off  upset.

[Ithoriel]

"Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended by the BBC "following a fracas" with a producer." - Auntie Beeb

"Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended from 'Top Gear' after coming to blows with one of the show's producers.

As of yet little is known of what led to his suspension, other than what has been described as a "fracas" with a producer, which has led to the BBC cancelling the episode of 'Top Gear' scheduled for Sunday night." - Huffpo

[Leman]

He dooes have a habit of going in with two left feet.

[getagrip]

Oh what a shame; we won't be able to hear any of the vituperative opinions he has for...money!

[Steve J]

Just hoping he was suspended by his neck! Can't stand the bloke or the programme, which is apparently the BBCs biggest overseas export, hence why the keep it going.

[Luddite]

[getagrip]

Always wondered what FK looked like

[Orcs]

The presenter himself (Clarkson) has remained silent, however last month he tweeted a post saying a "new presenter for Top Gear" was wanted.

"Applicant should be old, badly dressed and pedantic but capable of getting to work on time," he said.


Perhaps I should apply, I think I qualify.


I can come out with comments like

"The Porshe Boxter is well built as you would expect by the company who made the Tiger 2 tank for Mr Hitler.  Fortunately it has a better turn of speed but is less useful when facing an RPG" 
OR

The acceleration on the  Nissan 370Z would give a Kamikaze butterfly's in his stomach"

OR

The Ford Mustang is a real mans muscle car, taking after the country it originated from Big, Brash , with an over loud voice"

[Dunnadd]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer person bigger c**t.

Oh look at me, i'm just an ordinary bloke that got on the telly grossly overpaid best friend of the PM who plays tennis with him

I can come out with comments like

"The Porshe Boxter is well built as you would expect by the company who made the Tiger 2 tank for Mr Hitler.  Fortunately it has a better turn of speed but is less useful when facing an RPG"
OR

The acceleration on the  Nissan 370Z would give a Kamikaze butterfly's in his stomach"

Thos would be huge improvements on the crap Clarkson says. Hope you get the job.

[barbarian]

In Italy, we have that show on TV twit (can't remember the name of the channel).
Can't understand why people in the public would stand there to listen to nonsense about cars... Why not sat ?

[Bodvoc]

Can't stand Clarkson, let's hope that is the last we see of him!

[Matt J]

used to like him before I grew up

[Leman]

Ah, the wisdom of age. Shame he never seemed to get any.