The updated Forum General Rules post

[Orcs]

Rules - What are they 

Seriously The Forum is open for younger members to join, although I do not know of any and the age survey we did suggested all were over 20 (Physicaly if not mentally).

So the general rule seems to be - Totty should be clothed in someway- even if its clever body paint. Lower lady parts should be covered.

Swear words should be edited like in the cartoon strip "Hagar the Horibble" ie you stupid A'~#h^le 

As for one word answers I am not sure because the Dark lord himself often relpies with just a smiley. So if its not allowed we would have to ban him !!

[Subedai]

It seems to me that everybody generally sticks to the rules without actually knowing what the rules are. For some reason and despite any circumstantial evidence to the contrary, this forum seems to be governed by the One Rule and that is Common Sense.

[Fenton]

I, this forum seems to be governed by the One Rule and that is Common Sense.

[Leon]

I did wonder whether this would come up while I was editing the rules... 

It basically meant that we didn't want any nonsense posted, along the lines of "Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" just for the sake of it, or to pad out your post count.  Now of course there is a fair amount of random banter that takes place on a daily basis around here, and we certainly don't want to dissuade that.

So, just to keep things simple, and to protect my right to post "  " as a reply, I've deleted that rule from the guidelines.

Just bear in mind that, "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" or "Wibble" is not a suitable reply to anything... 

[Matt J]

what noise does a sheep make? 

[Techno]

I'll give it two minutes before something rather predictable is posted.  


And counting......
Cheers - Phil

[Leon]

what noise does a sheep make? 

Depends what you're doing to it...  

[getagrip]

Now of course there is a fair amount of random banter that takes place on a daily basis around here, and we certainly don't want to dissuade that.

From who?  Who would do that?

Wibble

[Fenton]

Nobby you can stop packing your suitcase!

[fsn]

What does a posh bloke's belly do when he dances?

[fsn]

Wibble

[fsn]

Could we have a rule about what constitutes swear words?

Is "&6$ss&£" OK? What about "8&^&^g%ing %^"*&~ sideways"?  Or "Buttercup"?

[Fenton]

I don't think too many people buttercup on this forum

[getagrip]

Could we have a rule about what constitutes swear words?

Is "&6$ss&£" OK? What about "8&^&^g%ing %^"*&~ sideways"?  Or "Buttercup"?

Leon!  Leeeooon!  Nobby's swearing again!

[Leon]

Leon!  Leeeooon!  Nobby's swearing again!

I'm going to edit your signature...