Pendraken doing Blood bowl teams?

[Matt J]

ok what medication you taking (I could do with some)

[SerialLoser]

Lets play norks and crosses with attached teddy bears.

What do you attach the teddy bears to? and how?

[fsn]

[Leman]

Nice one FSN  . I was thinking of Pendraken's crucified mummy with teddy bear.

[Dunnadd]

their breasts look fit to explode. Downright unrealistic. Look a bit like they've gone through a sex change operation that wasn't entirely successful

[Orcs]

Nah - we can just send the boys round 

I have a brother (who I have very little to do with) who is exactly the sort of person you would send round, but not the sort of person you want in your life.

[Leman]

So we can take "orcs" literally then?

[Orcs]

So we can take "orcs" literally then?

No Chance.

I am adopted and this brother is one of my "naturall brothers".  I have not spoken to him in 30 odd years, I know very little about him, Last I heard he lived in Yorkshire. I get an occasional update via my "natural sister".  Essentially he is trouble with a capital T.  Thats why i make sure he knows even less about me than I do about him. 

[Leman]

Good heavens! Real life outdoing fiction.

[Orcs]

Yes my family life has been more than a little involved. Makes East Enders look fairly normal 

I went on a course once and the Tutor was a very plummy female.  She did the creeping death introduce yourself and tell us a bit about your family.  It went like this

"I am John and I have a wife and two kids"
"I am Sarah I have  one brother who is a Doctor and one sister who is a Teacher."

It went on like this round the  table people were getting seriously bored. - Got to me

"Hi I am Mark. I am married with 3 Kids I have 17 siblings and their proffessions vary but include an Armed robber, a prostitute and a Baptist Minister!!!"

The tutor exploded thinking I was taking the mickey.  I said " I can explain my family further if you have 2 hours or more but in a nutshell  that is exactly it and completely true."   Needless to say she sat down totally gobsmacked 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

I don't have a nuclear family. I have a thermonuclear family!

[Orcs]

I don't have a nuclear family. I have a thermonuclear family!

My ex wifes was not a bad as that - more Napalm than Nuc