Oik of the year award, 2014

[Techno]

No it wont - last person to fuss, feed or walk em will win....IanS

Oh.....That'll mean I get to rig monitor it as I want then.
Cheers - Phil (Who has one more slightly devious plan.......Who me ??) 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Dont tell me - it's as cunning as a fox with a degree in cunning.....

IanS

[fred.]

What kind of monitor are we talking about, this:


or this

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Lizard?

[Techno]

No......Nothing to do with Cornwall.
Cheers - Phil

[Maenoferren]

What kind of monitor are we talking about, this:


or this

Both are obsolete by the look of it

[Ithoriel]

THIS:



is NOT a monitor, it's an ironclad. CSS Virginia I think.

[fsn]

Now that's what you call a monitor!

[howayman]

Thought i had commented, my dementia must be getting worse.
FSN have you got any friends/relatives in Asia because the vote has a North Korean flavour.
    FSN for Oik of the year

[fsn]

Any comments on the conduct of this poll should be addressed to my manager the impartial organiser, Techno.   

Thank you for your support.

I will think of you every time I wear it.

[Techno]

Thought i had commented, my dementia must be getting worse.
FSN have you got any friends/relatives in Asia because the vote has a North Korean flavour.
   FSN for Oik of the year

I'm hurt !
How can you say such a thing ? This is a completely fair and democratic vote................Sort of
(It's in the bag, Nobby. Ooops..... better edit that, before anyone spots it.)

Thank you for your support
I will think of you every time I wear it.

Wash it before you put it on, Nobby. I fear some naughty, underhand tricks from some secret agency, opposed to this ballot.
It's probably impregnated with hallucinogenic drugs.

Cheers - The Campaign Manager........(You Oik !......You've already put it on without washing it, haven't you ?......I've just read 'part 5'.... )

[Orcs]

It'm marvelous isn't it? There's a poll in which I am the only candidate, and I still seem to be losing. 

Is that not the story of your life?

[Orcs]

No you wont, I've called in UN monitors.

IanS

The UNITED does not recognise backwaters like Wales. So your out of luck there !

[Orcs]

I would like to know why we have such a low turnout of voters for such an obvious candidate?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

It's to do with eligible voters:
Are you a man?
Do you own property?
Are you a criminal?
Are you insane?

Point 4 instantly debarred 90% of the forum population.