When did I become a General?!?

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Has anyone seen my liver?

Went well with the red wine.....

IanS 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

That would explain the lack of onions....

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Will - one day you will tell a GOOD joke.



IanS

[Techno]

I said ... are you listening? ... I said ... no, don't do that ... the other residents don't like it ... I said "someone's being eating the ice cubes" ... yesss ... no, we know it isn't you - you haven't got your teeth in. Your teeth. No, your teeth. Not "Ted Heath".
What's that smell on your pyjamas? Khalua?
Give me strength - FSN

Say again....What have koalas got to do with the price of eggs ?
Cheers - Phil

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Will - one day you will tell a GOOD joke.



IanS

Everyone has to have an aim in life Ian!

[Matt J]

what's wrong with Khalua, I like Khalua, you lot have no taste

[Hertsblue]

I'm not sure I'd have come out as a Khalua-drinker, Matt. 

[fred.]

I used to enjoy a good black russian <<insert your own joke here>> - the proper sort with Khalua. But far too many of them at a graduation ball rather stopped that infatuation.

[Matt J]

white Russian fan myself, with cream and lots of vodka - puts hair on your chest

[Last Hussar]

But my wife drinks that