When did I become a General?!?

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Just noticed my rank pip has changed, no longer Lieutenant General but straight General! 

Not even General Dogsbody or General Incompetence! 


Cancel the job interviews! Drinks all round! 
Mine's a Bloody Mary! 

[Leon]

We didn't tell you in case you got all uppity and started throwing things at the peasants...    You'll be on your own in the General's quarters for a while, until Lt Gen Techno and Lt Gen Harwood get new hamsters and interwebs respectively.

 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Sounds eminently reasonable! 
Great, I can decorate before they get here?

Although the scheme you left isn't too bad, I can live with it until the others move in.
Do you want the Xbox back?

[Leon]

Great, I can decorate before they get here?

Although the scheme you left isn't too bad, I can live with it until the others move in.
Do you want the Xbox back?

Knock yourself out, just don't take out anything load-bearing...  The Xbox can stay, I've not touched it in weeks.   

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

 

[fsn]

Do you think that's how real generals get made? "OK Hannibal, you've sent 2,678 messages, you get to go over the Pyrenees on an elephant."

"Message 2,679. Please may I stay in Carthage?  "

[Hertsblue]

Just lay off the migrain-inducing tartan paint, Lemmy. You know what the doctor said last time.

[nikharwood]

Nicely done, Will, nicely done

In terms of new interwebs, I think I'm making an advance in the cut-the-trees-down-yes-all-20-of-them-I-don't-care-if-they-are-80-feet-tall battle...got the right man coming to take a look on Thursday night...

[Kiwidave]

Was the left man not good enough? 

[Hertsblue]

Nicely done, Will, nicely done

In terms of new interwebs, I think I'm making an advance in the cut-the-trees-down-yes-all-20-of-them-I-don't-care-if-they-are-80-feet-tall battle...got the right man coming to take a look on Thursday night...

Thou speakest in riddles, O Nik!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Lemmy - in your case and with your military abilities far too soon !!!

IanS 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

That's alright then Ian, hate to exceed expectations! 

[paulr]

Was the left man not good enough? 

I think that question might apply to our election 

[nikharwood]

Just found out that there's an outside chance that BT might actually service a rural landscape in the near future....just need to figure out whether their near future tallies with my desire to not have to pay a stupid amount of money to have some big trees taken out...hmm...

[Leman]

Sorry Nik, but just turned my TV on to discover that BT are spending all their money on making what they already have 'better.' Consequently all my info is now in a different (and prettier) font.