Leon away for a few days.

[fsn]

I have to say the whole thing has gone to the dogs since the wedding. Firstly they're shoving orders out so fast they've arrived before you sent them - where's the delicious expectation? The peering through the letterbox to see if today will be the day? The time spent planning and reviewing what you've bought? - and now Leon has decided it's perfectly acceptable to slope off for a few days without asking us (the worms in the Pendraken tequila) for permission. Does he not realise that if it wasn't for us (the fish heads in the Pendraken star-gazy pie)  he'd be a well adjusted, reasonable sane, happily married man - and none of us wants to se that do we? No, I definitely detect the rustle of petticoats in this wilfulness; there's more than a smack of Horace Wimp in this one. Milday definitely has her prettily beringed fingers in this pie.

Let's face it, it's the thin end of a very big wedge. Leon goes off without telling us for a few days; he thinks he enjoys himself away from the constant please, entreaties and bitching about why there isn't a LoA Kettle Drummer in Polynesian drag and so he thinks he wants to spend more time away. Next thing he'll be taking regular holidays, and complete weekends and before you know it he'll have got himself a proper job that pays real money and his life will be stress free and he'll be able to live a normal life, and he'll sell Pendraken to the Evil Empire and we (the inexplicable staining in the Pendraken underwear) will all have to buy Space-Aztecs (sorry Imperial Space-Aztecs) at grossly inflated prices and they'll close the top totty thread (which to be fair has been languishing a bit) and I will have no life!   

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I will have no life! 

But YOU don't have a life......

IanS

[toxicpixie]

It's all going a bit Reggie Perrin!

[Sean67]

I hear Leon's picketing Royal Mail HQ!
To get more paint pots in packages.
Nicks back now once his Internet is properly up and running I'm sure we'll be inundated
With scantily clad young ladies
Regards
Sean

[fsn]

But YOU don't have a life......

IanS

I know!!!   

[Orcs]

YES !!!!!   No responsible adult in charge of the Forum 

We can do what we like. 

Suggestions please Gents 

[Ithoriel]

YES !!!!!   No responsible adult in charge of the Forum 

This suggests you consider Leon a responsible adult ................

[Last Hussar]

This may be my fault

We went away last week.  I put in an order a few days before we went, and asked he delay sending it, so it wouldn't be delivered while I was away.

Do you think he misunderstood the idea of the delay, and took that as permission to desert.

[Orcs]

This suggests you consider Leon a responsible adult ................

Well compared to the forum members - Yes.   Compared to real adults - doubtful, after all he has to have M'lady in charge of him

[Hertsblue]

I'm not sure that it helps that he looks about 14. To an old codger like me, that is.

[fsn]

I tend to think of him more as a carer.

[toxicpixie]

"I found abandoned clothes on deserted beach," says distressed forum member.

Probably better than finding the naked contents of said clothes!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Only if there was an X-Box around.....

IanS

[Techno]

YES !!!!!   No responsible adult in charge of the Forum 

I may not be in charge.....I may not be responsible......And seeing as I've been described as the oldest 14 year old in the UK, I'll pass on that one too....BUT....
I DO have the piece of chalk to write on the Moderators' blackboard you know.

"Orcs Jnr....Incitement to be naughty." (Wait until the headmaster is back.....Or the head prefect.)

Cheers - Phil

[Fenton]

I may not be in charge.....I may not be responsible......And seeing as I've been described as the oldest 14 year old in the UK, I'll pass on that one too....BUT....
I DO have the piece of chalk to write on the Moderators' blackboard you know.

"Orcs Jnr....Incitement to be naughty." (Wait until the headmaster is back.....Or the head prefect.)

Cheers - Phil

So its 'Blackboard Monitor Phil' now is it?


Power mad I tell you